kf5wd
02-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Dear Irresponsible Pet Owners:
>
> First, let me say that I certainly understand your dilemma
> in wanting to re-home your senior cat, Miss Fluffy. After
> all, who could expect you to keep a cat that no longer
> matched your new decorating theme throughout your home. I
> ' m confident I ' ll find a wonderful, loving home
> long before she dies of old age in mine.
>
> And, to those of you requesting my help for your unaltered
> female pets who became pregnant ........ Yes, I agree .....
> I just can ' t imagine HOW this happened either and; of
> course, I ' ll be most happy to take mothers AND babies
> off your hands. After all, I DO understand how inconvenient
> this must be for you. A big Lab with 10 puppies. My
> goodness, you must be extremely overcrowded in your home. I
> only have 10 large breeds in my home, at present, so your
> mother lab and her puppies won?t be a problem for me at all.
> Plus, my neighbors must really enjoy all the dogs I have as
> they rarely call the police when they bark and disturb
> them.
>
> For those of you who are trying to make some major budget
> cuts? ...... Yes, I agree 100% ....... Little Buffy the cat
> and Susie the Golden Retriever must go.. That dog and cat
> food really cuts into the old vacation fund, doesn?t it? And
> what about those rising Vet costs? Wow, yes indeed, I
> understand where you ' re coming from. I can only
> imagine what it costs you a year to take care of these
> animals. Nobody would blame you for wanting to get rid of
> them so you and the family can have enough money for that
> European vacation.
>
> As for myself, I enjoy staying home and caring for all of
> YOUR discarded pets. They are absolutely NO PROBLEM or
> financial worry to me what-so-ever as every time I visit the
> pet store for food, the manager insists that I take as much
> as I need for free ...... and my Vet would never dream of
> charging me anything for his services ..... not even for
> that $7,000.00 hip replacement for Susie, your Golden
> Retriever.
>
> And , for all you people who got picked up for DUI, or
> for any other reason, I will be more than happy to ?baby sit
> your pets, for FREE, while you are incarcerated, and then
> return them to your loving arms once you are set free and
> back home again. No problem. I ' m always here to help
> no matter how irresponsible you are.
>
> For those of you who are tired of shedding animals. Yes,
> you ' re right. It ' s so inconvenient to have to
> vacuum the carpets more than ONCE a week. How thoughtless of
> God to create an animal that continually sheds its coat due
> to the climate and elements of it ' s environment. What
> WAS He thinking? As for me, I find running the sweeper four
> and five times a day very therapeutic and don ' t
> even bother to put it away anymore. Same goes for the
> kitchen mop. This also gives me something to do in between
> cleaning up doggie doo in the yard. I do love to keep busy,
> but I certainly understand how tiring this can be for YOU.
> After all, you work all day and can ' t be expected to
> continually clean up after the animal. I work too, but I
> ' m sure my job isn ' t nearly as exhausting as
> yours, so I still have plenty of energy left at the end of
> the day.
>
> And, for all you new Mom ' s out there. Well, who could
> expect you to take care of a newborn and dog and/or cat at
> the same time. Just because millions of other women do it
> sure doesn ' t mean you have the ability to adjust. My,
> oh my, what are we to do? ... the baby ' s crying and
> the dog wants out all at the same time. Boy, now that '
> s really tough on a new Mom.
>
> Some people have such nerve thinking that pets actually
> belong in families.
>
> Also, for those of you who are moving. Of course I have
> room for your pets that can ' t go with you. I totally
> understand that there isn ' t one place within the city
> limits or surrounding areas that still allows pets on the
> premises. You just go right ahead and move knowing that your
> loyal companion is going to be well taken care of.
>
> So, please feel free to contact any of us in rescue as we
> are more than understanding and sympathetic to your
> problems. After all, isn ' t that why we ' re here
> .... to make life a little more easy and enjoyable for YOU?
> We certainly would never expect YOU to make a life time
> commitment to those cute little kittens or puppies you got
> earlier in your life
>
> And last, but certainly not least ..... to those of you who
> actually DO have a legitimate reason for surrendering an
> animal .... I ' m sorry but I ' m unable to be of
> assistance as I ' m too busy taking care of the above
> serious situations that demands my immediate attention.
>
> First, let me say that I certainly understand your dilemma
> in wanting to re-home your senior cat, Miss Fluffy. After
> all, who could expect you to keep a cat that no longer
> matched your new decorating theme throughout your home. I
> ' m confident I ' ll find a wonderful, loving home
> long before she dies of old age in mine.
>
> And, to those of you requesting my help for your unaltered
> female pets who became pregnant ........ Yes, I agree .....
> I just can ' t imagine HOW this happened either and; of
> course, I ' ll be most happy to take mothers AND babies
> off your hands. After all, I DO understand how inconvenient
> this must be for you. A big Lab with 10 puppies. My
> goodness, you must be extremely overcrowded in your home. I
> only have 10 large breeds in my home, at present, so your
> mother lab and her puppies won?t be a problem for me at all.
> Plus, my neighbors must really enjoy all the dogs I have as
> they rarely call the police when they bark and disturb
> them.
>
> For those of you who are trying to make some major budget
> cuts? ...... Yes, I agree 100% ....... Little Buffy the cat
> and Susie the Golden Retriever must go.. That dog and cat
> food really cuts into the old vacation fund, doesn?t it? And
> what about those rising Vet costs? Wow, yes indeed, I
> understand where you ' re coming from. I can only
> imagine what it costs you a year to take care of these
> animals. Nobody would blame you for wanting to get rid of
> them so you and the family can have enough money for that
> European vacation.
>
> As for myself, I enjoy staying home and caring for all of
> YOUR discarded pets. They are absolutely NO PROBLEM or
> financial worry to me what-so-ever as every time I visit the
> pet store for food, the manager insists that I take as much
> as I need for free ...... and my Vet would never dream of
> charging me anything for his services ..... not even for
> that $7,000.00 hip replacement for Susie, your Golden
> Retriever.
>
> And , for all you people who got picked up for DUI, or
> for any other reason, I will be more than happy to ?baby sit
> your pets, for FREE, while you are incarcerated, and then
> return them to your loving arms once you are set free and
> back home again. No problem. I ' m always here to help
> no matter how irresponsible you are.
>
> For those of you who are tired of shedding animals. Yes,
> you ' re right. It ' s so inconvenient to have to
> vacuum the carpets more than ONCE a week. How thoughtless of
> God to create an animal that continually sheds its coat due
> to the climate and elements of it ' s environment. What
> WAS He thinking? As for me, I find running the sweeper four
> and five times a day very therapeutic and don ' t
> even bother to put it away anymore. Same goes for the
> kitchen mop. This also gives me something to do in between
> cleaning up doggie doo in the yard. I do love to keep busy,
> but I certainly understand how tiring this can be for YOU.
> After all, you work all day and can ' t be expected to
> continually clean up after the animal. I work too, but I
> ' m sure my job isn ' t nearly as exhausting as
> yours, so I still have plenty of energy left at the end of
> the day.
>
> And, for all you new Mom ' s out there. Well, who could
> expect you to take care of a newborn and dog and/or cat at
> the same time. Just because millions of other women do it
> sure doesn ' t mean you have the ability to adjust. My,
> oh my, what are we to do? ... the baby ' s crying and
> the dog wants out all at the same time. Boy, now that '
> s really tough on a new Mom.
>
> Some people have such nerve thinking that pets actually
> belong in families.
>
> Also, for those of you who are moving. Of course I have
> room for your pets that can ' t go with you. I totally
> understand that there isn ' t one place within the city
> limits or surrounding areas that still allows pets on the
> premises. You just go right ahead and move knowing that your
> loyal companion is going to be well taken care of.
>
> So, please feel free to contact any of us in rescue as we
> are more than understanding and sympathetic to your
> problems. After all, isn ' t that why we ' re here
> .... to make life a little more easy and enjoyable for YOU?
> We certainly would never expect YOU to make a life time
> commitment to those cute little kittens or puppies you got
> earlier in your life
>
> And last, but certainly not least ..... to those of you who
> actually DO have a legitimate reason for surrendering an
> animal .... I ' m sorry but I ' m unable to be of
> assistance as I ' m too busy taking care of the above
> serious situations that demands my immediate attention.