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SpikeSilverback
04-20-2009, 11:28 PM
I seem to recall an old timer saying Biodynamic agriculture is
all about "alchemy".

The following is the country way of explaining it.

Spike

REDNECK LENT

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic.. And since
it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was
causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that
they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came
to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist,
but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and,
as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and
prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and
chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but
now you is a catfish."

DaBee
04-21-2009, 06:09 AM
Think that would work to turn a catfish into a steak? :) Don't know what religion that would be, but alchemy isn't necessarily a religious thang, donchaknow.;)

Thanks, Spike....that was funny. :D