Geekfest in Hollywood

[Lucinda]

An old friend was looking for me, thinking of Arkansas as a 'maybe' location for a tv commercial....the only way she could find me was via "google"....and what popped up??

Geekfest http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Her first words were, "so you're having a few issues with your mayor, huh? And you're still ranting and raving about something, aren't cha?"

Said she's bookmarked the site and is tempted to participate http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/smile.gif

Too Funny.

[becsflowers]

Would that be a commercial for Prozac?

[Lucinda]

hee, hee. Who needs Prozac when a frontal lobotomy is an option http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[becsflowers]

oooooooooo! Can I be the 'doctor'?

[Barb Dunnam]

I can see it now the show could be called ...........
Each week a varying but determined group will prevail.
The next week new issue and folks who were friends are now mortal enemies.
Then tragedy strikes and we all come together and love thy neighbor.

A few weeks pass all love is forgotten and the game is back on.

All the intrigue of a drama,reality TV has nothing on us and we dont even get fabulous prizes!


Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I wanna be on a tv show or maybe have a star portray me on tv....... Now who would be me?

[White Bread]

All big Hollywood names.

Gillian Anderson as Barb Dunnam
Kate Winslet at Kim
Julia Roberts as Lucinda
Jodi Foster as White Bread
Lindsay Lohan as Rachal
Meg Ryan as becsflowers
Demi Moore as Jan

[Two 6 Pac]

Can I be a grip? or is that gripe?

[becsflowers]

LOL! Meg Ryan! Thank you thank you thank you!
That is SOOOOOOO funny!!!

[becsflowers]

Lemme know if there's ever an opening for Tammy Faye...

[Lucinda]

Originally posted by Two 6 Pac:
Can I be a grip? or is that gripe?

No baby, I've heard you've always wanted to direct http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/smile.gif

[becsflowers]

"No baby, I've heard you've always wanted to direct"

O M G http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/eek.gif

That is SO HOT....


(foreplay on geekfest is alive and well)

[becsflowers]

http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Lucinda]

Maybe WB is going for famous parts. On my best day I've never looked as good as Roberts on her worst. But.....I can do a mean Erin Brockovich http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/wink.gif

Your line, Becs is:

"Hey Goose, ya big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever!" (giggle)

[becsflowers]

LOLOL!!! LUCINDA! http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/eek.gif

I go practicin' my lines out here in the northern end of the county, and EVERY farmer in 3 miles will be locking up his gaggle...

[Lucinda]

LOL too

[White Bread]

Picking the right actor to play you is all about attitude. Nevermind how they or you look!

James Devito- Mickey Rourke
Charles Goodwin- Jack Nicholson
Patt- Sally Field
Two 6 Pac- Christian Slater

[tulsa dawn]

Mickey Rourke for James? I don't think so!
How about James Woods? They look more alike to me!

Don't you need a favorite tourist in the cast? Hint hint!

[White Bread]

Charlize Theron as tulsa dawn

[Two 6 Pac]

On my best day I've never looked as good as Roberts on her worst

Only if you discount your amazing beauty, unbelievable sensuality, and your uncontrollable sexuality.

You know, the little stuff!

[James DeVito]

Could I at least have a paisan like Pacino?

[Two 6 Pac]

Oh Sh*t!

[becsflowers]

Speak English James! Italian is not an official second language yet! (although it could have really been useful with the son's girliefriend this week) What the H#!! is a "paisan"?

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[Two 6 Pac]

Well actually Becs, Neorealism was the natural way in Italy in 1945. There was no possibility of anything else. With Cinecittà in shambles, you had to shoot at the real location, with natural light, if you were lucky enough to have film. It was an art form invented by necessity. A neorealist was in reality any practical person who wanted to work.”
Hence the term Pacino or more fondly referded to as "special" as in a very
special Italian. (I just kinda made that sh*t up so he wouldn't be made at me for, forget it) Hope that answers that!

[PMilam]

Cathy Bates should play sweetness.

TO-WANDA!!

[sweetness&light]

(sputter!!!!!) What??? Kathy Bates play moi? I shall settle for nothing less than Cher with her blond wig. Hummmphhh! And I thought you were my friend.

[sweetness&light]

Could I at least have a paisan like Pacino?

James, how about Roberto Benigni? I hear he's available.

[tulsa dawn]

Thanks, White Bread, she can play me!

I have another suggestion for James, how about Richard Gere? Two sexy slightly gray haired men.

Ok, kids, I'm off to bed. I've been out, had many beers, blew my diet by stopping at Mickey D's on the way home and need to go wait for the hubby to come home from playing poker. He actually won tonight! Woo Hoo!

Nighty night!

[Lucinda]

Naw, James IS Pacino.
Lita's humor and talent - Bette Midler,
S&L's wit and intelligence - Lili Tomlin

At the moment - 2 6 Pac gets James Spader

And to remain totally "in Character"......

What do you get when you mix Freddie, from "Nightmare on Spring Street" and Martha Stewart on steroids ????

A mayor headache.


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[becsflowers]

well, YOU would know....
But NOT knowing him much(if any) at all,
I vote for Gere...

[Two 6 Pac]

Thanks so much! He's one of my favorites.
I like him best in his early years.

"Boston Legal" (2004) TV Series .... Alan Shore
Shadow of Fear (2004) .... William Ashbury
"The Practice" (1997) TV Series .... Alan Shore (2003-2004)
Alien Hunter (2003) .... Julian Rome
I Witness (2003) .... Douglas Draper
The Pentagon Papers (2003) (TV) .... Daniel Ellsberg
Secretary (2002) .... E. Edward Grey
Speaking of Sex (2001) .... Dr. Klink
The Stickup (2001) .... Parker
Slow Burn (2000/I) .... Marcus
The Watcher (2000) .... Joel Campbell
Supernova (2000/I) .... Nick Vanzant
Curtain Call (1999) .... Stevenson Lowe
Critical Care (1997) .... Dr. Werner Ernst
Driftwood (1997) .... The Man
Keys to Tulsa (1997) .... Ronnie Stover
2 Days in the Valley (1996) .... Lee Woods
Crash (1996/I) .... James Ballard
Stargate (1994) .... Dr. Daniel Jackson
... aka Stargate, la porte des étoiles (France)
Wolf (1994) .... Stewart Swinton
Dream Lover (1994) .... Ray Reardon
The Music of Chance (1993) .... Jack Pozzi
Bob Roberts (1992) .... Chuck Marlin
Storyville (1992) .... Cray Fowler
True Colors (1991) .... Tim Gerrity
White Palace (1990) .... Max Baron
Bad Influence (1990) .... Michael Boll
The Rachel Papers (1989) .... Deforest
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) .... Graham
... aka Sex, Lies... (USA: short title)
Jack's Back (1988) .... John/Rick Westford
Wall Street (1987) .... Roger Barnes
Less Than Zero (1987) .... Rip
Baby Boom (1987) .... Ken Arrenberg
Mannequin (1987) .... Mr. Richards
Pretty in Pink (1986) .... Steff
Starcrossed (1985) (TV) .... Joey Callaghan
The New Kids (1985) .... Eddie Dutra
... aka Striking Back
Tuff Turf (1985) .... Morgan Hiller
Family Secrets (1984) (TV) .... Lowell Everall
"The Family Tree" (1983) TV Series .... Jake Nichols (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983) (TV) .... Donny Tison

Diner (1983) (TV) .... Fenwick
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983) (TV) .... Buddy Gant
Endless Love (1981) (as Jimmy Spader) .... Keith



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[ilovemyreka]

now I'm even MORE curious about the following:

two6pac...because James Spader is totally my favorite...

and....

what IS a paisan??

and from what little i know of James...he is VERY much Pacino...

[OvertheRiver]

Originally posted by ilovemyreka:
now and from what little i know of James...he is VERY much Pacino...

I don't know; wouldn't Pacino be too old?...how about Andy Garcia or Anthony La Paglia? Well, I'm terrible about actors ages anyway; I keep on forgetting that I'm aging right along with 'em....

[PMilam]

Begging your forgiveness, dear sweetness.
I was thinking of Cathy smashing down that wall in Fried Green Tomatoes, bashing into the young driver that got her place...
But, you are right, Cher in the long, blonde, curly wig.

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa.

Can you forgive me?

[Lita]

Thanks Lucinda ! I LOVE Bette Middler ! (wish I did have her talent.......and her money)!

Although, I kinda picture myself as more of a Sally Field, in the movie "Norma Rae" type person. (she just doesn't sing karaoke)...lol.

Lita

[OvertheRiver]

Originally posted by PMilam:
Begging your forgiveness, dear sweetness.
I was thinking of Cathy smashing down that wall in Fried Green Tomatoes, bashing into the young driver that got her place...
But, you are right, Cher in the long, blonde, curly wig.

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Sweetness face-to-face, and I am absolutely sure she is a dead ringer for a younger better-looking Cher.

However, in keeping with her Geekfest persona, shouldn't she be more appropriately played by Miss Piggy? Think about it, Miss Piggy has that essential Kathy Bates quality PMilam is trying to capture, and she knows karote, too. Patt, just substitute Miss Piggy for Kathy Bates in that parking lot scene (maybe my all time favorite movie scene), and I think you'll agree...

S&L, (this is the lawyer in me)....I meant this only as a very high compliment, in the spirit of this thread; it just seemed such an OBVIOUS choice..... http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/wink.gif



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[Barb Dunnam]

K Im upright for a little bit.

I wanna be played by Cynthia Nixon. She has spunk. Ok so she doesnt look like me at all but hey. In my world things are just great!

[sweetness&light]

Well, thank you Patt, Lucinda and OTR. Those women are all wonderfully witty and smart, BUT they don't have quite the physically bountiful beauty I possess (apparently, the beauty end of the gene pool in the pig sty was quite deep the year my mother was bred) and to be completely true to my character of geekfeistyness, she must also be a looker. Truly, I would prefer Mae West, as she had all of those attributes and more...including my attitude, but Ms. West sat in the sunset some time ago. Hence, Cher. Who could forget her attitude in "Moonstruck" when she slapped Nicholas Cage and ordered him to "snap out of it"? She's sassy and has had a few lifts, nips, tucks and implants installed (sadly, not enough implants to replicate my bod, but she'll do). She isn't quite my indescribable beauty...that was back in Ruben's time...oh, how I yearn for those days again when fat, plump, pudgy and piggy were the highest heights of beauty to attain.

But wouldn't Cher look dynamite in the Hupmobile crashing into those beastly teenage girls' car, telling them to get insurance and hurling chocolate covered peanut clusters at them?

Oh, hell! No one can play Sweetness like Sweetness. I shall play myself (forget it, 6pac...not even close, naughty minded boy).

P.S. Patt, of course you are forgiven. My fault for not recognizing the capabilities of Ms. Bates, especially in "Fried Green Tomatoes." How could I have thought such a thing of a fellow chocoholic, except you're losing weight so I'm supposing the chocolate has gone by the wayside. You know, of course, that dark chocolate is now on the list of things healthful to eat and on those supposed diets. I just love being healthful and can hardly wait for the new high carb/high protein diet to come out.

[ilovemyreka]

wow....THAT piqued my curiosity even MORE...not to mention that it confused me...maybe I should re-read the thread. I thought....oh never mind...

[Barb Dunnam]

I got my actress for reals now. Kristy Allee

She is one of those people who tend to remind me of me.

[jf501]

Can I be Jack Nicholson in the shinning “Johnny's Home” ????

[Two 6 Pac]

I hope there's a dog cast in this flick.
I went from James Spader to Rin Tin Tin in under 24 hrs. That's a record even for me!

My line: "woof woof"

[Another Texan]

I'll watch your 'show' if ya'll include spontaneous singing and dancing. Life as a musical comedy, what fun!

[S. Jones]

I think Bruno Kirby should play James..

[James DeVito]

Paisan means fellow countryman in Italian.

[becsflowers]

Whew! Glad you cleared THAT up!
(Although I liked the immage my mind had conjured up MUCH better....) LOL!

(What "confused" me here that you wrote:
"Could I at least have a paisan like Pacino?"

you really meant "BE a paisan like Pacino" ?)

I will never understand Italian...LOL!



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[James DeVito]

Or Italians...at least now most of America is getting used to having us around.

[Two 6 Pac]

Woof Woof

[sweetness&light]

Sit! Stay!! And keep out of the cat's litter box!