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george jeffrey
02-01-2005, 07:20 PM
OK, my liberal adviseries! Here it is! In 2009 I will vote for Hillary Clinton as the first woman President of the United States! I will break party lines and vote for a democrate! I will bet you never thought you would here me say that! I do not know if it is motiviated by the desire to have a woman President, or the wish to have Bill as the first Lady! LOL George.

Rachal
02-01-2005, 08:07 PM
I KNEW you would come to your senses! http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/smile.gif

Kim Yonkee
02-01-2005, 09:40 PM
In 2009? You'll vote for Clinton a year after the election?

Condoleeza Rice calls George Bush her "husband." Why don't you vote for her in 2008? I think George Bush would make a very cute First Lady. Laura could probably show him the ropes.

http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/wink.gif

outsider2002
02-01-2005, 09:54 PM
Ok, I bite! Who the @#$%^ are you, GJ?
Your spelling has gone waaaaay down south in your last few posts. Are you actually AHB?

Kim Yonkee
02-01-2005, 10:45 PM
No, he's really George.

Where the heck is Hillbilly, by the way? Last we heard from him, he was going on a vacation, but promising he'd be back.

Did he get kidnapped on one of his secret missions or something?

george jeffrey
02-02-2005, 03:12 AM
I wondered how long it would take untill someone noticed my math mistake! The Hillbilly is taking care of some Government work. He is around, here and there.

Becky Davis
02-02-2005, 04:51 AM
I hope she is feeling better since that syncopal episode a couple of days ago. I hope she is getting a thorough check up.

becsflowers
02-02-2005, 09:16 AM
Hillbilly.......ohhhhh Hillbillyyyyyy.....
Come out, come out *wherever* you are......

Don' MAKE Madame Theresa have to *channel* you....

(Nothin like a snow day for some Hillbilly foreplay...)

Kim Yonkee
02-02-2005, 09:47 PM
Hehehe. Didn't take long, George. Just one of the blessings of being an effete, over-educated, nuanced, liberal idoit.

So Hillbilly is off on one of his secret missions again, eh? The more I see this administration in action, the more sense it makes that Hillbilly would be the 007 of the current regime.

Give me a Diet Pepsi. Shaken, not stirred.

Hermit of Hogscald
02-03-2005, 01:23 AM
Kim, my own take on Hillbillys secret mission has something to do more with domestic "affairs", like government infiltration of swingers clubs, the next logical step in the moralization of America, the protection of the American family, and preservation of the sanctity of marraige (what could be a greater threat to the sanctity of marraige than swingers?). With all these attacks on America by perverted sexual groups bent on destroying the American way of life, don't you think that along with the DEA, we also have the SEA (Sexual Enforcement Agency)? How else are we going to enforce our coming constitutional amendment? Maybe the SEA already exists, just another one of Rummys clandistine organizations.

The threat is so real, imminent, and widespread that perhaps we ought to consider getting rid of a few more of those bothersome constitutional rights that only serve to hamper the mission.

It all has me wondering how long it is going to be before we see a group of homosexual hijackers crash an airliner into the Empire State Building. Would you like a pink or blue suite at the Guantanamo Vacation Resort?

Think they won't come after you? They came after Bill Clinton, got him too. If you can bust the President with all that executive privilage, you can bust anybody. The SEA has been around a lot longer than most people realize.

george jeffrey
02-03-2005, 08:25 AM
Miss Rachel, I will make you a promise! Last year I was going to carry Mr. Deveto up Spring St. on my shoulders if kerry won the election! Did not happen, OF COURSE! When Ms. Clinton runs for President, I will join you at the democratic convention, if lightning does not strike me, and cheer her on in the very heart of the demoncrats!