IN THE ARMY NOW?

[becsflowers]

HILLBILLY IN THE ARMY

A Carolina hillbilly, Herman James, was drafted by the Army, and on
the first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb. The following
day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.

On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush. The next day, the
Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.

On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap. That afternoon, Herman
disappeared, and the Army is still looking for him.

[sweetness&light]

HA! HA! They should have issued him a camouflage thong so no one could find "them."

[becsflowers]

My goodness! All this fish and chicken stuff from down below! Sounds like the buffet at Long John Silver's, doesn't it?
Some advice for the thong crowd: If your thong smells like fish, wash it.
If your thong tastes like chicken, wash it.
Hoo!

[sweetness&light]

Lawsa mercy, Ms. becs! Even if one were stranded on a desert island without food, I gag at the thought of eating even a never worn thong. That would stick in my craw...even if I did or didn't have one. Maybe I could buy one at oldguy's fowl shop.

Please...for those of you even thinking about suggesting covering a thong in chocolate syrup...please rethink that picture and then just try to forget it.

Gads, I need a cool, satin cloth for my feverish forehead before the vapors set in. Lordy, I will have thongmares tonight...little bitty chicken ones chasing me all over the sty. The thought is almost enough to make me go vegetarian.

[snowdiva]

S.&L.....Iam with you.........ditto.....