sweetness&light
06-18-2002, 09:54 PM
Have you ever wondered who invented those divine pieces known as chocolates?
Purely Accidental, a genius scientist before the invention of rockets.
Dr. Accidental was working on improving the length of string beans
And accidentally mixed up some cocoa with a mess of his greens.
Of course, being the Accidental genius that he was, he spilled the whole works on the floor.
His assistant, Emmy Chocolate, slid..... falling face first into the mess as she came thru the door.
As she rose to her feet, she told Purely his concoction was a disaster and tasted gawd awful.
She bought his recipe for a dollar, went home and brewed up a trough full.
Omitting the greens and sometimes adding a few nuts,
She developed a chocolate that really kicked butts.
Emmy and Pete Chocolate tossed around a few names for their new treat.
Peter thought they should carry his last name and be called Chocolates by Pete.
Pete had a slight stutter when it came to his wife's name.
No matter what he tried, it all came out the same.
Instead of calling out Emmy, it was always Em-Em.
Being a selfish girl, it would not be named after him.
Hence, she named those round dobs of chocolate shaped like rims
After herself and they're known world wide as Chocolate M & Ms.
For herself, she kept the copyrights on the recipe.
When Pete asked for his share, he was told to go water a tree.
Now what happened to Purely, you're asking yourself.
Did he take such a fooling and just sit on a shelf?
Hell no! He invented the exploding bottle rocket,
But forgot when he sat down it was still in his pocket.
It was Purely Accidental's most sensitive parts splattered onto the walls,
Throughout the great room, past the dining area and down the winding halls.
He became the world's first rocket scientist to invent the workable prosthetic device,
Leaving us the knowledge that chocolate candy is dandy, but batteries are twice as nice.
Purely Accidental, a genius scientist before the invention of rockets.
Dr. Accidental was working on improving the length of string beans
And accidentally mixed up some cocoa with a mess of his greens.
Of course, being the Accidental genius that he was, he spilled the whole works on the floor.
His assistant, Emmy Chocolate, slid..... falling face first into the mess as she came thru the door.
As she rose to her feet, she told Purely his concoction was a disaster and tasted gawd awful.
She bought his recipe for a dollar, went home and brewed up a trough full.
Omitting the greens and sometimes adding a few nuts,
She developed a chocolate that really kicked butts.
Emmy and Pete Chocolate tossed around a few names for their new treat.
Peter thought they should carry his last name and be called Chocolates by Pete.
Pete had a slight stutter when it came to his wife's name.
No matter what he tried, it all came out the same.
Instead of calling out Emmy, it was always Em-Em.
Being a selfish girl, it would not be named after him.
Hence, she named those round dobs of chocolate shaped like rims
After herself and they're known world wide as Chocolate M & Ms.
For herself, she kept the copyrights on the recipe.
When Pete asked for his share, he was told to go water a tree.
Now what happened to Purely, you're asking yourself.
Did he take such a fooling and just sit on a shelf?
Hell no! He invented the exploding bottle rocket,
But forgot when he sat down it was still in his pocket.
It was Purely Accidental's most sensitive parts splattered onto the walls,
Throughout the great room, past the dining area and down the winding halls.
He became the world's first rocket scientist to invent the workable prosthetic device,
Leaving us the knowledge that chocolate candy is dandy, but batteries are twice as nice.