kernicerus
06-10-2002, 02:33 AM
1:I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(ok in texas)
2:Sorry officer,i didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3:Aren't you the village people guy?
4:Hey,you must've been going at least 125 to catch up to me.Good job.
5:Are you andy or barney?
6:I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop
7:You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8:Gee officer that's great,the last guy only gave me a warning too
9:I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,i know there's no other cars around.That's how far ahead they are.
10:When he says "you're eyes look kinda red...have you been drinking?"you probably shouldn't reply with"you're eyes look kinda glazed...have you been eating donuts?"
2:Sorry officer,i didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3:Aren't you the village people guy?
4:Hey,you must've been going at least 125 to catch up to me.Good job.
5:Are you andy or barney?
6:I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop
7:You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8:Gee officer that's great,the last guy only gave me a warning too
9:I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,i know there's no other cars around.That's how far ahead they are.
10:When he says "you're eyes look kinda red...have you been drinking?"you probably shouldn't reply with"you're eyes look kinda glazed...have you been eating donuts?"