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James DeVito
08-03-2002, 08:26 PM
Fortnum & Mason`s upscale grocery store chocolate buyer is moving on after 13 years on the job, and Fortnum & Mason is offering $55,000.00 for somebody with the right skills to take over. The successful applicant will be expected to travel the world to hunt out the finest chocolate makers and taste their wares before deciding which creations are good enough for the store`s customers. " I admit it`s been tough" quipped Jenny Cork, the outgoing chocolate buyer, who is taking another job at Fortnum & Mason. "A horrible job. I wouldn`t recommend it."

sweetness&light
08-03-2002, 08:29 PM
The job is mine. I'm about to take tea with the Queen as we type. This is my kind of country where they revere their pigs and they co-exist peacefully amid the beauty of Mother Nature and REALLY historic homes and buildings.

Cheerios!