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kernicerus
06-10-2002, 03:41 AM
Just a little fun tip for you guys.The next time you're in a crowded elevator as soon as the doors shut face the other passengers and announce"don't panic they open up again".If you happen to carry chalk everywhere you go(like me).When you step on an elevator draw a square on the floor and tell everyone that this is you're own personal space.Anyway have fun.
snowdiva
06-10-2002, 03:48 AM
That sounds like such a FAB idea....thanks Kern...........
kernicerus
06-10-2002, 04:01 AM
more elevator tips;
1 http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/biggrin.gifrop a pen and wait til someone reaches down to help pick it up and scream"that's mine".
2:Lay down a twister mat and ask if anyone wants to play.
3:Call out "group hug" and enforce it.
4:Wear a puppet on you're hand and use it to talk to other passengers.
kernicerus
06-10-2002, 04:10 AM
Ways to have fun ordering pizza.
1:Press random numbers while ordering and ask the order taker to stop that.
2:Use cb lingo where applicable
3:Order a big mac extra value meal
4:End the call with "remember we never had this conversation"
5:Tell them to put the crust on top this time
6:Change you're accent every 3 seconds
7 http://www.geekfest.com/ubb/biggrin.gifon't name toppings,spell them
8:Order 52 pepperoni slices in a specific pattern
9:Ask if you get to keep the pizza box.When they say yes,heave a sigh of relief.
10:Imitate the order taker's voice
11:Order 2 toppings then say "no,they'll start fighting."
12:Call to complain about service.Later call back and say you were drunk and didn't mean it
13:When they repeat you're order say "again,with a little more OOMPH this time."
When they say "will that be all?",snicker and say"we'll find out won't we?"
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